This Whiskey Tastes Like Piss

Because this single malt whiskey is made from piss.

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This bourbon, on the other hand, tastes like gold.  If you have ongoing affairs with Jack, Jim, Knob, Makers, etc., you're going to want to bring Buffalo Trace into your stable of mistresses.  I've been meaning to endorse this stuff for 6 months and finally feel compelled to do so.

Florida Marlin

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The seller of this 1965 AMC Rambler Marlin claims it has all original paint and interior. The condition is unbelievable for 45-years-old, and the factory red/black exterior scheme is unforgettable. Find it here on eBay in Orlando, Florida.