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Separated at Birth?

Landon Mayer and Hank Patterson.

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Reader Comments (19)

I like the part where he implies he did not finish high school. That's how you know he is better than you. How much do I have to pay to punch him in the throat?

January 30, 2013 | Unregistered Commentercritic

what a tool. I despise self promoters like him. just trying to make a buck on every inch of the industry rather than fishing himself. Id punch him right in the mouth if he talked to me like he does that guy in the video. what a tool

January 30, 2013 | Unregistered Commentermt

You had me rolling on the floor with this.

January 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMOWstrongarm

It was until the buff finally came off that I realized this wasn't Hank himself. Hank the Hero, Landon the Loser. JV guide with noob clients. Simms fishing can keep this dude.

January 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterFirstdown

I'd rather have Hank as my guide vs. D-Bag, he is so cocky he can't even high five his client. If you like raping spawing fish off their redds....Gayer's the guide your looking for.

January 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterLandon Gayer

If only this guy was satirizing douchy know-it-alls instead of being oneā€¦

January 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterFreeWilly

Hank would destroy Landon Mayer in all capacities. Landon is basically crazy Larry...Reese, whatever.

January 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterSnap It

Simply Brilliant. I was waiting for him to crack a beer and yell at the guy....

January 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterKooteny on Kooteny

I thought it was a joke at first, this guy takes himself way to seriously, let your dude have some fun, I am sure his wife yelles at him all day at home. Just saying?

January 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterFish Stick

Wow, cant wait to get his book.

January 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMcWoofer

That is the biggest tool for a guide in the history of cold water fishing. You would seriously think he is assisting during an open heart operation, what a douche!! This is fishing for fucks sake, lighten up and have some fun!!

January 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterFish On

Snap It!

January 31, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterHank fan

Just threw up in my mouth a bit.

February 1, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterBrian

WOW, what an EGO. Hope he isn't passing this on to HIS students. At least Hank adds something to the fly fishing community. This guy is his own community.

February 1, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterShut-the-hell-up

You just have to find the camera person shooting him landing a spawning hen, and punch them both in the face and throat and thank them for commercializing a recreational resource. Nice Job Landon!!! Your boat will never set sail!

February 1, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterThroat Punch

casting to spawning fish and the rookie clients think he's the man. I read his book and it's a pile of toilet paper. Id rap that freakin net around his neck and throw him in the river. Mr. Ross poster boy..

February 1, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterspinner

Dude learn to fish somewhere besides the DS. We all know you're god and boys with John Barr. Get the fuk over yourself. You catch big spawners congrats bro.

February 3, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterDS

Wow. Hateful bunch aren't ya?
I guess the Oct. SOTM wasn't in the same river (DS) doing the same thing (Spawning you faggits)
I guess since Lando isn't some shill for this pataguch sponsored blog, you all got to rip him.
F#%&ng Posers!

February 4, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterYT

@YT- The dood is a turd bottom line. It doesn't matter if this was a Victoria Serect sponsored blog. A turd is a turd. Nice use of the word poser brah. I guess everyone who commented is just a bunch of spinners pretending to be fly fisherman.

In short get fuked.

February 5, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterDS

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