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Bonk Hatchery Steelhead Tee
Oilskin Hat: $25 bones
MoldyChum Decal: Two Bones
Behold the $1,000 leather wrapped Orvis cooler. LINK
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Do we also get a "trucker hat" so we can fit in with the hipster younger crowd?
The sad thing is I know exactly who will buy this. The middle aged Baltimore blue-blood, T. Rowe Price banker guy from Homeland, with the BMW and the perpetual suspenders, who wants to "tailgate" at My Lady's Manor Steeplechase - when he's not hanging at the Yacht Club planning his participation in the Gibson Island Rockfish Tournament. It will ultimately be used by his uber WASP wife, Victoria, on top of which she will secretly and regularly bang the younger, much less educated and muscular hispanic gardener Roberto. Afterwhich, she will casually stroll back to the club pool and sip something made by a mixologist and gab with her equally vapid barbies who don't work (because their husbands do that - oh and they have trust funds from the man whom they to this day, despite their age, refer to as "Daddy) and condemn those who aren't in their 'set' as lazy, low class, etc. Once said husband finds out about the aforementioned affair, he will either use the cooler to drown her in, or he will fill it with the mateiral things he bought her and loft the whole thing off of his handcrafted, personally designed, Tartan 4600 Custom sailboat.
When God knows you have too much money!
Add this to the list of "things that flag you as an asshole". Right up there with a gold anodized reel.
Hell, for $1000 at least make it a leather wrapped Yeti, not a $40 Coleman!
I ALWAYS WANTED A LEATHER WRAPPED 48Qt. IGLOO COOLER!!!!!
Why are people trying to mix fashion and fishing? its ruining the sport.
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