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    May052011

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    The most ridiculous use of hackle you'll see all day...

    It's been a while since we've unleashed this goofy little contest - reply via comments with your captions.  Winner gets a free waterproof lid

    Reader Comments (47)

    Do you believe it now that i am a chick , or do i have to lay an egg first ?

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterCornelis

    Next on the auction block be have the worlds most expensive mako pattern, commonly known as "The Grizzly Women".

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterfredneck sean

    If this doesn't get Tom Whiting to pay attention to me the dude is numb.

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJohn

    cock-a-doodle-do

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered Commentercracklin rosie

    "Smear me with flotant or use a fast strip, either way I'll get pounded"

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterjdConrad,MT

    Warning: Keep away from open flames, trout streams, and fly-tying conventions.

    IMHO Sims should have stoped at the rod tube cigar humidor.

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered Commentercastingoutloud

    Something tells me this pattern wont make it into my "Meat Box".

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered Commentercastingoutloud

    The Other White Meat!

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterTony P

    Prepared for the world's longest game of fly tying strip poker.

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSam

    Defenitely a swinger.

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterPaddle FLy

    an oldy but a goody: "does my bum look big in this?"

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered Commenternick

    Danger Will Robinson! Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSP

    I'm sure Ed Ward had something to do with this.

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMR

    What a waste!!!! 1 model dress = 52,704 dry flies = 2,108,160 casts = 105,458 fish

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKodiakJack

    The head needs more cement, it needs more weight to sink properly, and the legs are too long.

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMiz Rackety-coon

    Hey Frenchie. Hopefully they got the poop off them feathors. Them chickens can be mighty nasty.

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMoose

    Iv'e tied bigger.

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterPhishin Incident

    Proof that the Fly Fishing Retailer Trade Expo has lost touch with its core audience.

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered Commentercastingoutloud

    Do these hackles make me look fat?

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered Commentercastingoutloud

    Fashion faux pas Felt Soles.

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered Commentercastingoutloud

    I had to get his attention somehow.

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterFat Bluegill

    Well, she got a rise out of me!

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDan B

    "The Hemorrhoidal Mouse"

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDNV

    Model offended when she was called a 20/0 bugger, stating "I'm clearly a 15/0 dress size"

    May 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterProtocoldoug

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