Tuesday
Aug242010
NYC Screening of The River Why
Tuesday, August 24, 2010 at 12:00AM 
"The River Why" New York City premier will be this Friday 8/27/2010 at the ACEFEST Film Festival. The screening will be at theTribeca Cinemas Screen I and will start at 7:30pm. tickets are $8.00 (click here for tickets)
Tribeca Cinemas is located on 54 Varick Street New York, NY 10013 (map it).
(Via: Fly and Fin)
Reader Comments (5)
Yeah well the yanks are playing the jays too and Mosleys pitching. so PLAY BALL!!
Congratulations!
You took a great story and turned it into a third rate B movie with all the great trimmings of such; lethargic characters, weak audio, edits that hang forever. (You must have hired a recent film school intern to make that trailer) and some fake ass fish to put icing on the cake.
But don't despair! You've made the perfect Hallmark Channel Special Feature. Their demographic loves this kind of dragged out, pussy whipped cinematic tripe.
Hey New Yorkers! You can save he 8 bucks and the subway fare! Just wait till christmas when your women is making gingerbread cookie houses. This WILL be on the TV in front of them. If not, just flip the dial over to Hallmark Channel or Lifetime Movie Network.
Trust me. You'll earn extra points for watching one of their sub-rate chick films, with money left over for beer. You might even get a little later on just for looking like you cared. Overall a win-win any holiday season!
So hey Kristi and Matt let me help you out! I'd wrap it up in New York fast, haul your asses over to LaGuardia and get out to Studio City as fast as you can! They're going to love you guys.
Here's the place:
Crown Media Holdings, Inc.
12700 Ventura Blvd.,
Ste. 200
Studio City, CA
91604
People, there are lots of ways to spend 8 bucks on good cinema. This ain't one of them. Just wait for it to come out on Lifetime or Hallmark and save yourself the money and the aggravation.
... hes so misunderstood. And then he meets a hot bull dyke and together they have a torrid lesbian affair. The only question is are their menstrual periods in sync so they only have to wait 1 week instead of 2 to exchange strap ons.
Its a movie for serious FAGS.
Kind of like a toaster oven...
It will brown your meat,, but, in a small quanity.
it never really works well and mostly just hangs around the
kitchen because it was a wedding gift from your mother in law
who supports same sex marriage..
Sadly these kick ass reviews will not be featured in any of the major mags, or news papers, a pity.