Thursday
Feb182010
Endangered Fish Sells For $500K In China
Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 12:00AM 
According to Chinese traditional medicine, the Bahaba fish’s swim bladders give special powers to those who consume it. The species, found only in China, Hong Kong and Macau, is thought to be so rare that this fish may be one of the last to ever be caught before the Bahaba are extinct.
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Special powers? After consuming Bahaba swim bladders if you experience erections lasting longer than 3 cycles of the moon please contact your acupuncturist.
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Reader Comments (22)
What a bunch of ...ers, bloody idiots.Hopefully one day they will start consuming themselves
Could someone please tell the Chinese about Viagra? Maybe then they'll stop raping the planet while searching for ways to make their little yeller peckers stand up.
F-ing China
commie scum!.....but I do enjoy their Ice Skaters!
the bear gall bladder, rhino horn, and all the other endangered species that have "magical powers" and they're delicious too.
very, very small penis'.....so small
Dumb Fucks. Yep, I ate the last fucking fish.
Don't belittle your new Chinese financial masters. They'll stop supporting your greedy, gluttonous lifestyle by not buying all that debt that keeps your fat ass in SUV's, 52"flatscreen HD tv's and cell phones.
That money talks, and bullshit walks. Or swims in this case.
The shit really works, Trust me
Love me longtime
Glad to see racism is still alive and well. Damn China, I can't believe you. America (Which? THE America, duh) would never do anything detrimental to the planet or the animals (and people) which inhabit it. Shame on you, China.
I understand that everyone has different cultural values, and that 500,000 USD would help these fishermen tremendously, but this just goes to show how ignorance will destroy everything we know. My suggestion...print up 500,000 1 dollar bills and let them eat that! See how far that will get you in life.
Tiger penis, swim bladders, golden eagles. I lived in China long enough to know this, That short, stupid, little dick communists will do any kind of Viagra type voodoo to make themselves feel better
Dude, Doggie, you sound like a bitter little woman. It also sounds like you saw a lot of dicks while over there. Who needs golden eagles when you got cheap rice wine and gay porn, right?
Chang wang foo... Fuck you!
Ching, Chong, China Balls,
Eating on big fish BALLS.
Make dickey feel bigger.
Kill all to make dickey bigger.
Is that a hiku?
nate- its not about racism, you tool. nobody said any other country/race was better. stupid is stupid no matter how you slice it. tool...
It will be the filthy niggers who end up buying this fish, overcrowding our prisons, raping and killing everything that walks. "Can I get an order of 16 chickennnn wings, and oh yeah, a side order of Bahaba with greens and cornbread....And don't yall forget my purple drink!...."shiittt."
KJC, yes, it is about racism, chucko. I was referencing the comments and not the article itself. I never defended their actions. I understand stupid is stupid and you might be stupid if you don't see any racism going on. How many comments were directed to the idiots involved and how many were directed at the entire country? I guess you didn't notice, pretty much every comment made a reference to their ethnicity. From what I can gather, including your comment to chang wang foo just tell me that you pass off your ignorant, ethnocentric, racist beliefs as patriotism. A true all-American douchefactory. There are stupid people everywhere but something I just can't stomach is racism. To me it shows just how much character someone has and just how ignorant they are of the world around them. /rant
Nate-My comments were directed at those who justify the bonking of that beautiful specimen as justified because those doing the bonking were of a specific ethnicity, country, or political preference. Then comparing (and justifying it) to other countries actions. Chang wong fu implied this in his/her thread. By the way, I didn't submit his avatar. Also, please note i submitted my thread prior to that ignorant dipshit, Joe. Yes Joe, you are an ignorant dipshit. You should do the world a favor and have a shot of Drano.
Aside from that, you can lick my bag. Chucko.
Dude, you're awesome. I will not lick your bag. You must have me confused with your mother.
Mom? Is that you??? Sorry I called you a tool and a chucko. Don't tell dad, OK? Please.