On the 4th Day of Christmahanakwanza

Those mad scientists at 3M have done it again with their new Spray on Angler Legend Series. A small amount of this spray in the face will turn any average Joe fly guy into an aged fly fishing legend complete with large supply of witty anecdotes, out and out lies and obscure fly fishing advice.

The wizened appearance is guaranteed to last long enough for a full day at the fly show tying table, and each can holds enough for a dozen transformations. To avoid any long term genetic damage, 3M advises that you use Spray on Angler no more than twice a week. Excessive use may result in a severe allergic reaction to graphite, carbon fiber and indicators.

Comments

[Protocoldoug]

The burning sensation let's you know that you're a real angler.

Don't forget to augment it with a spray on shirt: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=23723

[waterydomestic]

been looking for tweed in a bottle for quite some time now.

[x]

This is a pretty blatant regurgitation of more content from Alfred Gingold's "Items From Our Catalog".

[Teeg]

Hahahaha! I love it.

[Heron]

This is so great, I don't even know where to start! haha. TR and the orginal Bum...classic post.

[Pinewood Springs Local]

Gotta get a case of that stuff!

[Andy Simon]

Thad will look like Gierach in 35 years.