Tuesday
Jan122010
Chum Caption Contest
Tuesday, January 12, 2010 at 12:02AM 
You know the drill - submit your best caption via comments. Winner will hook up with a deliciously fresh Moldy Chum logo t-shirt.
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Reader Comments (181)
"Who wants to see a sperm whale?"
He misinterpreted the meaning of "blow-hole."
"Johnny! It's called a "Humpback" whale because...Oh never mind.
"You always just lay there like a dead fish...."
Everyone pointed and laughed. Except for Billy who woke up with a real cow once in college.
Save the fat chicks, fuck a whale!
Dude, Thats not a humpback whale!
Suddenly yelling out "porn star pose!" didn't seem like such a good idea
Moby and Dick, there she Blows!!
Yo momma so fat, when I was done with her I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch..
Pick a roll and hump away....
You said you had beer goggles but come one man...her!
Oh, MOBY Dick....
Dudes don't let Bros fuck whales.
....and that's how Aquaman was conceived.
One flirtatous moment set back whale genetics 10,000,000 years.
Wingman?!? this is teh effin' Suck!
After years of drunken small-town conquests, Johnny grew bored of typical community college females. One day, he got up from his desk and told his roommate he was headed to the ocean, should anyone come looking for him. "It's high-time someone set the high bar in this town," Johnny thought. "I'm going to prove to everyone what whalin' is all about."
Tom knew there was only one way to save the species...
Clearly not understanding the definition of "Fish Porn", Ernest submitted his first post...
He rolled her in flour and looked for the wet spot
Nobody told me that it could get stuck in the blow hole
Much like his hero, Grizzly Adams, Billy had a special way with animals.
"When I said I betcha' couldn't harpoon a whale that's NOT what I had in mind!"
"Be patient, you'll get it all."