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    Dec282009

    Fish Schtick Episode 27 – April Vokey

    Would you believe April has never caught a brown trout?

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    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterYukon Cornelius

    Poser. Her BF Adam Maris is the next Donny Beaver. Selling real estate on their private, sculpted, pellet fed "trout stream," and touting it as the wild real deal. He's got aspirations all over the west, but hopefully Spring Valley Anglers stays and festers in the Ozarks on Spavinaw Creek. That place is everything that is wrong with fly fishing. She's little miss purist up in BC but just another sell out "celebrity" underneath the makeup and bullshit.

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBG

    ..."girl by the whirl-pool lookin for a new fool... watch out kid"...
    Dylan

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterdeerhawk

    wow such hate, people are dicks

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterYukon Cornelius

    Love looking at the pix, and that's enough. Like most bleach-blonds with too much eye makeup, you're better off staying at arm's length. But she comes off as a smart, nice girl.

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRob Russell

    Donny Beaver????

    What the hell kind of a name is Donny Beaver??

    Why not Johnny vagina??

    Oh, I remember now. He was that idiot in Pa. who ran that trout ranch where morons paid $90,000 to join.

    Its like the ultimate in the fish biz and something for all to aspire too.

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBrian

    Ya think she stood waist deep in the water and "lured" that fish in close????

    The do have a great sense of smell, 'ya know

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterStink muffin

    I did her!!!!

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTiger Woods

    Ya got any pictures???

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHey Tiger

    Good read(read the responces)

    http://hatchesmagazine.com/blogs/flygal/2009/11/23/my-2-cents-its-been-a-while/

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered Commenter(_/_)

    fuck. everyone's a critic, i guess. i give props to some stellar eye candy. April brings a lot of great fish to hand resulting in photos that make me smile.

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterfishbite

    Hey BG, what do you do for a living? Its easy for you to badmouth the boyfriend on the interwebs because he sells real estate and his girlfriend is fudgin' hot and catches sick steelhead. You probably work for an oil company and have an obese wife... Jealousy?

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterWoolybug25

    She's a moron. Tits and ass doesn't represent intelligence or fishing ability.
    Shows how easy it is to get a certification for casting if she has one.

    and she has some serious man-hands, jerry seinfeld would live in fear

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJames

    thank you fishbite and woolybug25, at least not everyone on here are pompous dickheads, who probably cant fish themselves so sit online all day and pretend, SUCK IT

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterYukon Cornelius

    how the hell does she NOT know who i am...she's supposed to be the big conservatory person, and she doesn't know who Gail Shea is......maybe she'll figure it next year

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGailShea

    cake face

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterj

    ..."girl by the whirl-pool lookin for a new fool... watch out kid"...
    Dylan
    DH I think that was about a washing machine.

    Did The Drake spring a leak? I know its been slow over there but this is really sad.

    "and she has some serious man-hands, jerry seinfeld would live in fear"
    That is just mean you should be ashamed".
    All of you.
    Pick on someone your own size.
    Really?

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered Commentercastingoutloud

    She'd be good for a stream side quickie during a lull in the fish action, man hands or not.

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterpijaerpgR

    I'm not saying she's not hot. She can probably even fish. I'm just saying that after she's done trumpeting the virtues of wild steelhead in Canada, she "guides" for illegally stocked, copiously fed pigs, on private water with up and downstream "structure" designed to keep the pets on the club beats. Her pimp Adam Maris trumpets "Private Access to more than 60 properties and over 150 miles of trophy trout water across the United States" and vowing to "preserve, conserve and protect private streams... with the purpose of restoring and managing habitat," blah blah blah. I've fished the club water, watched Adam chum up the river with buckets of pellets tossed from a golf cart cruising down the bank. Anybody who knows anything about trout can see the farce for what it is. He is the legacy of Donny Beaver and fish pimps like him.

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBG

    OK post podcast review comment.
    About the last little part (conservation or whatever) part.
    Do you think it is fair to ask a Mrs. April about what she thinks about what Canada's Fisheries Minister Gail Shea says or who she is even? Come on it is not like She (April) is like a West coast reporter for "Canada's Fly-fishing" magazine or anything.
    What the hell where you thinking.
    and about the Sockeye!!! don't even get me started on the Sockeye.

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered Commentercastingoutloud

    I don't think her and Maris are together anymore. I could be wrong, but I think they split. I don't like the operation he runs but to each his own.

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTPain

    Did I mention that I did her

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTiger Woods

    Sounds like there are a lot of pussies on here with fat girlfriends, that is a shame... go fishing more and shut the fuck up.

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBatman

    April is super cool and happens to love fly fishing. I doubt many of you have met her, or you'd have a different opinion on all accounts.

    The Chum is looking more and more like the Drake forum, which is regrettable at best.

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterEl Paskador

    tiger woods did her

    December 28, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterhahahah

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